I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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