Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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