2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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