There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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