i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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