physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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