I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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