You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
