North Korea, Best Korea!
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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