these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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