Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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