How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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