And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
We need to feng shui this bitch.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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