So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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