Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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