I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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