i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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