just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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