I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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