does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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