It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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