my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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