White coat. Heels.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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