need another drink. this is the easiest way
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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