I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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