Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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