Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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