I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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