His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I stole a fireplace last night.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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