Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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