we have pet lesbian snakes
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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