Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I faked an abortion last night.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You took a bar mat shot.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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