As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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