is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear โoh canadaโ on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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