You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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