you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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