Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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