did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
