its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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