We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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