we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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