Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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