But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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