I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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