who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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