i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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