Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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