Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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