I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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