Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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