problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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