Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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