it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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