Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
