there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's shark week go big or go home
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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