Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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